Let's Get Down to Business

37 - The Little Mermaid

Hey, we only took two weeks this time!  The Little Mermaid is finally here, which means it's time for fish girls modeled after an underaged Alyssa Milano and VHS covers with Definite Penis Castles on them (which according to Stephanie "you just *have* to hold in your hands").  Stephanie cries, Kevin gets no-sold by Kyle Mooney, and we put the Petal to the Metal for this week's short.

36 - Oliver and Company

Another cat and dog movie, woo! Stephanie and Kevin are back and it's mediocrity at it's finest. From trap(per) music to Billy Joel. Have you heard of Huey Lewis and the News? We've got racial stereotypes, loan sharks, and our favorite Disney princess, Bette Midler. Our short this week is Polar Trappers and feature film is Oliver and Company. 

35 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit

It's been awhile... joins us as we talk about hard drugs and kid stuff. Kevin explains how the doggy red light district works. Stephanie is schooled in geography.  Sound the dike alarm 'cause Dead Toons Don't Pay Bills. We review the short In Dutch and... is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see us? This week's feature is Who Framed Roger Rabbit!

34 - The Brave Little Toaster

Surrrpriiiiise! We play 6 degrees to Disney to connect to The Brave Little Toaster. Stephanie recalls the time she took a school field trip to the local dump. Kevin puts on his best performance while defending Freeway and his homely girls. No short this week. The special feature is The Brave Little Toaster. Where does it rank along with classic Disney films? Listen and find out!

33 - The Great Mouse Detective

Aaaaaaaaaaand we're back! After a short hiatus, we're ready for a frugal fucking paradise. Stephanie messes up Youtube recommendations and names. BAY-sil? BAZ-ill? BAZE-il? We learn that ostriches are the goats of the bird family and laugh at reviews from Common Sense Media. Oh that Rattigan! The neapolitan of crime! He's delicious and everyone loves him. Our short is Donald's Ostrich and main feature is The Great Mouse Detective.

32 - The Black Cauldron

We've made it through 32 weeks of marital Disney podcast bliss.  If we can survive this, we can survive anything!  The horned king always ruins the party and this party has Skeletor, Green Goblin, Luke Skywalker, Princess Aurora, fairy Smurfs, and a mini mustache yeti.  Holy frog cleavage, Disney!  Our short is Silly Symphony - Winter and our main feature is the rated PG (gasp!) Black Cauldron.

31 - The Fox and the Hound

Let's get down to business... we always come on time, with substandard tacos. We're deep into the dark ages of Disney, stuck between mediocrity and decency, and where animation is now a young man's medium (shout out to our lord and savior Glen Keane)! Our short is Grand Canyonscope and main feature is The Fox and the Hound.

30 - Pete's Dragon

We've reached episode 30! And we're headed to Passamaquoddy! We'll have beer, a wet t-shirt contest, chowders, and Hoagies! But no puffin' the magic dragon on this brazzle dazzle day. Our short is Teachers are People and our main feature is the hybrid film Pete's Dragon and the USA (Forever After).

29 - The Rescuers

Things are roarin' over here on our blessed show: Kevin has corrections to make, pigs are porkin', VHS tapes are getting mixed up. We discuss important life lessons, such as seat belts on planes, watching out for redheads, and how the diamond was inside of us this whole time. Our short is Wild Waves and our feature is The Rescuers - is it really better than Star Wars? I don't know! But we did make you a mix tape!

Here are all the songs referenced in this episode: https://bit.ly/2VBB6rD

28 - The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

Our short is the elusive Glago's Guest and our feature film is The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.